Lauren, Calvary's Thunder

Flash, Haste, Vigilance

When Lauren, Calvary's Thunder enters the battlefield, deal {x} damage divided among up to {x} creatures, where {x} is equal to the number of Humans you control. If it is your turn when Lauren, Calvary's Thunder enters play, creatures damaged this way can't block this turn.

'Don't mind me... you boys just keep fighting amongst yourselves."