Lawsuit

The term "file a lawsuit" on any card means to
search the deck, graveyard, any player's hand, or
anywhere else for the card "Lawsuit" until you
find it, then play it for half its mana cost. This
rule applies as long as this card is in the game or
has been exiled from the game.
Target player discards their hand. Destroy all
their Enchantments, Artifacts, and deal 1 damage
to them and each of their players. They must
give a lawyer joke or lose the game.
"I see you have been sued, sir." ~ Defend