Lazarus, Phyrexian Surgeon

Hexproof, Deathtouch
Creatures you control and own entering, dying,
or leaving the battlefield don't cause abilities to
trigger.
{u/b}{u/b}{t}: Put a pithing counter on target nonland permanent. It gains "As long as this permanent
has a pithing counter on it, it can't use any
activated abilities, and can't cause
abilities to trigger.