Least Confusing Yu-Gi-Oh! Card

This card is tap the untap when the battlefield is in the graveyard and your hand is glued to the ceiling and me when the the he the when your he the me the for one mana you can he she me wumbo and you can when enter the battlefield and then the game returns to the exile this card to your graveyard but then bring it back count to ten do the hokey pokey then turn yourself around crazy i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room filled with rats rats make me crazy NIAGARA FALLS slo