LEGEND

"the two things I can't travel without, are my
lipgloss and my MP3 player" these are the words
that the legend live by. by brandishing his lipgloss
({r}) and making all players gorgeous, he restores
5 health to all cards belonging to the player and
removes 1 health from all opponents' cards. with
his MP3 player ({u}), he listens to music so bad
that any cards on the front line go immediately
to graveyard from eardrum trauma. when both
mana are mixed, he does both actions.