Leia, Queen of SPITE

haste, flying, lifelink
{u}{b}{r} Create a 3/3 thrall.
Whenever a thrall enters the battlefield, destroy
up to 3 teenager creatures. Then summon x 0/1
emo egg tokens, equal to the number of teenagers destroyed.
When an Emo egg token dies, put 2 1/1 vampire
creature tokens with flying on to the
battlefield under your control.
"All fear the goddess of Spite and death..."
-Birb Uwulin, Bard