Leo Theisen

+2: Leo Theisen recruits 2 2/2 red/white football player creature tokens and they get put onto the battlefield under your control
-X: Leo Theisen says "What the heck" and target opponent takes X damage
-14: Leo Theisen wins Teacher of the Year for the 10th year in a row, and you get an emblem that where, "All creatures under your control get +4/+4"