Lesgles, the Unlucky

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If it
lands on tails, Lesgles, the Unlucky gets -0/-2
until end of turn. If it lands on heads, Lesgles,
the Unlucky gets +0/+2 until end of turn.
He was poor, but his fund of good humor was
inexhaustible. He soon reached the last sou but never
the last burst of laughter. When met by adversity, he
saluted that acquaintance cordially, he patted
catastrophes on the back; he was so familiar with
fatality as to call it by its nick-name.