Leszek, Almighty Swampwalker

Swampwalk (this creature cannot be blocked as long
as defending creature holds a piece of meat)

When Leszek enters the battlefield, every creature
gets -1/-1 due to his aggressive tread walk

• Ward from bullshit
{2}{b} Put X 1/1 counters on Leszek, where X is the
price of the meal delivered minus the delivery charge.