Let My Little Games Begin!

When your crank lands on this card, crank this card (this card has a separate crank count). Following its own crank, the following effects are activated:
1: Permanents cannot be destroyed.
2: Your opponents cannot draw cards.
3: Your opponents discard their hands.
I'm a little psychopath, short and stout
Here is my knife, there is your mouth
When you tip me off, hear me shout
While all your blood is pouring out.