Liam, King of the Khoos

Whenever a creature dies, you gain life equal to
it's toughness.
Whenever a creature dies, target permanent or
player loses life equal to it's power.
{w}{w}{w}{t}, create a 3/3 white soldier token with
haste for each life you have gained this turn, sacrifice it at the beginning of your next upkeep.
Get on my lap babygirl