Lifelink Vampire Token

Lifelink

“The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair when I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex wife attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father but we all know I'm fucking not I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like, I’m fucked Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie b