like up up and doe

target attacking creature becomes a 0/1 lil pink monkey baby. On your next turn gain control of that creature and it becomes "The Lady from Hillcrest", a 5/5 creature token with haste and indestructible and "if it hasn't rained today or is currently not raining, this creature has lifelink. If it has rained today or is currently raining you win the game".
sacrifice "The Lady from Hillcrest" at the beginning of your end step.