Lil Bob, First Servant of Fred

Double Strike, Hexproof
If Lil Bob, First Servant of Fred is equipped, it gains Ward {10}, Vigilance, Haste, and Deathtouch.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, you may have Lil Bob, First Servant of Fred fight that creature.
When Lil Bob, First Servant of Fred enters the battlefield, search your library and/or graveyard for any number of artifacts, put them onto the battlefield under your control, then shuffle your library.

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