Lil'Meep, King of Sheep

When Lil'Meep, King of Sheep enters the battlefield, target player chosen at random becomes the monarch.
If a creature attacks you, or a planeswalker you control, exile Lil'Meep, King of Sheep. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next upkeep.
Creatures cannot attack the monarch the turn this creature is cast.
"I am the king! Give me the crown!"