LINAE!

When LINAE! enters the battlefield she gets +9,999+9,999 and deals 9,999,999,999,999 damage to everything. (not your creatures)
Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink, Flying, First Strike, Double Strike, Deathtouch, Haste, Hexproof, Indestructible, Reach, Flash, Intimidate
Protection from everything