Lip Fungus

Gain control of enchanted creature and put a dehydration counter on it. (For each dehydration counter on a creature, that creature doesn't untap
unless its controller pays {1}, and its activated abilities
cost {1} more to activate.)
"I wouldn't kiss him if I were you.... He got a lip
fungus, ain't quite been identified yet." *wink*
-Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas
Vacation