Little Ceasar

This card enters the field with X +1/+1 counters
on it. When this creature dies, create 3 pizza
food tokens.
{2}{r} Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature:
Create 2 pizza food tokens.
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"I would say that his life purpose is creating pizza
but that implies some level of quality."
-Wendy, Smug Ass B-