Lizzie Lifesucker
Lizzie Lifesucker is famous for her feats of
athleticism. She enjoys the chase just as much
as she enjoys sucking the life from her victims,
which is why she takes great joy in triathlons;
that way, nobody asks why she’s running
after people.
Until she catches up with them.
And drags them into the bush.
And kills them.
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