Loaded Shuriken

Hexproof, equipped creature has +2/+2, and vigilance. Equip:{0}
Chasing Slice{t}: Equipped creature deals 2
damage to any target, if the target is a creature, it
also takes damage equal to this creatures attack.
Lazulite Spinning Shuriken: Whenever an
opponent would take exactly 2 damage, they take
an additional 3 damage, then take 3 damage each
upkeep, for 2 upkeeps.