Loaf A. Dascrum

Loaf A. Dascrum must be blocked by any
creature able to block him.
If you also control a creature named
Gurdlardo Lint and a creature named
Bunkle Mcrunk, at the beginning of your
upkeep exile these creatures and Loaf A.
Dascrum and create a create called
Gno Mo Maidens.
"I swear he gets hit every time I see him"
- Zerrai Woe