Loche 'Fizz' Coldpyre

Riot.
{r}{r} - Deal 1 damage to target non-land
permanent.
{r}{r}{r}{t} - Place a +1/+1 counter on
Loche Coldpyre and fight target creature.
{t} - Add 2 {g} mana. This mana cannot
be used for any creature with Elf in its name.
The fizzy will win. You just don't know it yet.