Locke Lamora, Peace Breaker

When Locke Lamora, Peace Breaker enters the battlefield, gain control of target noncreature permanent.
Sacrifice three permanents you control but don't
own: Shuffle your hand and graveyard into your
library and draw seven cards.
"If he had a bloody gash across his throat and a
physiker was trying to sew it up, Lamora would steal
the needle and thread and die laughing."
—The Thiefmaker