Lola, the Limitless

When Lola, the Limitless enters the battlefield,
dies or is cast, scry x, draw double x cards, gain
threefold x life, and search for fourfold x cards
and put them in your hand, double the number
of +1/+1 counters on Lola five times, then force someone to hug you sixfold x times.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your name is
not Lola, sacrifice Lola.
Lola can be your commander.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a
dream." - Edgar Allan Poe