LOLFace

Indestructible, Flash
LOLFace's power is equal to the number of cards
in all graveyards
{t}If there are 2 or more creatures on the
battlefield destroy all of them except LOLFace
If at any time a creature you control is put in the graveyard or exile it, you put it on the
bottom of your library
{t} Gain X life, where X is the number of
creatures in ALL graveyards