Lorakan expectations

If you get this in your starting hand, start the game with it on the battlefield. During your upkeep, choose one: •you gain a life. •Target player discards a card. •Target creature gets +1/+1. {bull}Target player reveals their hand. During your end step, choose one: {bull}you lose a life. {bull}You discard a card. {bull}Target creature you control gets -1/-1. {bull}You reveal your hand. If all abilities have resolved, transform this.
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