Lord and Lady of Loverpool

For the cost of a black land, the Lord and Lady
of Loverpool will cast a frazzling fog over any
opponent, the mere sight of their grotesqueness
scaring any into a statuesque state for one turn.
—
When trapped in a land against your will,
and lost in a mist of the unknown,
Get your chins out with your soulmate, and
the lighthouse will guide you home.