Lord Eric Cartman

"You will respect my ATHORITAH!"
Enchanted creatures gets +2/+2 and has double strike.
Activated ability - {2}{w}: Tap enchanted creature. It doesn't untap during
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"-Instant: Exile target creature for X turns, where X is equal to the mana value of that creature.
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned" Enchantment-{4}: Put a (+3/+3) blubber counter on target creature you control.
"No kitty, this is my Pot Pie!"
Whenever this creature attacks, double the effects of any fo