Lord Jeremy the Eternal

Deathtouch, trample
When Lord Jeremy the Eternal enters the battlefield, role a six-sided die for each creature
on the battlefield. For each even result, goad
target creature. For each odd result, owner
loses life equal to target creature's power.
{1}{g}{g}{g},{t}: Creatures you control gain trample
until end of turn.
Married (must be partnered with Lady Rachel,
Queen of Order)