Lord of Ludicrous

{t}, {x}: All permanents lose indestructible and
gain: "When this creature dies, it's controller
loses 2 life." until end of turn. Destroy up to X
permanents, where X is your devotion to black.
Spend only {b} on X.
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"He conceals himself in the innermost chambers of the
Veiled Cathedral in Hearth Gate. His fortitude grows
stronger by the second. If we are to have any hope of
killing him, we must confront him without hesitation."
-Melira, while pla