Lorne

Mobilize 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, create two tapped and attacking 1/1 red Bartender creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.) Your opponents can’t cast spells during your turn.{flavor}I’m not some mystical vending machine here to spit out answers every time you walk in with a problem. I have a heart. Granted it’s located in my left butt cheek, but it’s still a heart, and that heart is broken.{/color#ffffff}