Louis, the Thinker

Haste
•When Louis, the Thinker, enters the battlefield,
you become the Thinker and draw a card.
•Whenever a creature the Thinker controls
deals combat damage to a player, the Thinker
may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
•Whenever the Thinker is dealt combat damage
by a creature, its controller becomes the Thinker.
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