Louisa, Lord of Ninja

Lifelink, doublestrike
Ninjitsu {2}{b}({2}{b},) Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
When this creature deals damage to target player, that player discards a card OR exiles a card from their graveyard
"MEEOOOOWWWWW" - Ninja