Loviatar, Mistress of Pain

As long as your devotion to Red and Black is less than 5, Loviatar, Mistress of Pain is not a creature.

Your attacking creatures may target anyone and
be blocked by anyone. If a creature you control would deal combat damage to you, it deals that damage to all other opponents as well.

{r}{r}{1}: Target creature gains trample and
haste until end of turn.

"In suffering we find true devotion"