Lu, 30 Year Old Reveler

+1: Target creature gets a +1/+1 token. Target creature gains protection from a color of your choice.
-2: Destroy target creature. You gain life equal to its power and toughness, X. Place X +1/+1 tokens on target creatures you control.
-7: Place all creature cards in your hand and graveyard onto the battlefield with Haste. If Lu is playing the game right now, he automatically wins.