Luis, God of Programs

+2: Target permanent opponent controls becomes an enchantment with "At the beginning of your upkeep, deal 1 damage to this enchantments controller."
-5: All enchantments with "At the beginning of your upkeep, deal one damage to this enchantments controller" deal 5 damage to their controllers.
-10: Exile all enchantments beginning "At the beginning of your upkeep, deal one damage" and return them onto the battlefield under your control.