Luke

Gossip- Whenever an opponent draws their first
card each turn, you may pay {1}. If you do, you
and target opponent each draw a card, then
discard a card
Spill the Tea- {1}{p/u}{p/r}, {t}: You and target
opponent look at each others' hands
Some call him "Uncle Pukus," yet others call... for
him to get off the bathroom floor