Luke, the Deryest

+2: Luke shows you his sour beer collection and offers you one. Gain 2 life and give target creature a +1/+1 counter.
-5: Luke talks about Tom Cruise. Put five +1/+1 counters on target creatures. Any friendly creatures with a +1/+1 counter on it has vigilance.
-15: Luke wins you over by inviting you to his grandfather's lake house. Gain an emblem that says "At the end of your turn, win the game."