Luminary of Lore

The toughness of each creature is X,
where X is the number of words in that
creature's flavor text minus the words in the
non-flavor text. (A word is anything separated by a space)
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A life without story is a candle without wick, unliving in darkness, forgotten. It is the story that shapes heroes' reality and gives meaning to their struggle. Even the simplest tale can ignite the imagination and forge mighty destinies.