Lurrus Jr., Compleated

During each of your turns, you may play up to
one permanent card of each permanent type from
your graveyard.
You may spend {b} and {w} mana as though it were
{p/b} and {p/w} to cast spells from your graveyard.
{p/b}{p/b}{p/b}{p/c}{p/c}{p/c}{t}: If you are at least
half your starting life or lower, eat my ass and win the game.