Lustful Doom Lady

Spend only black mana or life points on {x}.

When Lustful Doom Lady enters the battlefield, she gains {x} +1/+1 counters.

Whenever Lustful Doom Lady attacks, you may pull down your pants to reveal an erect penis. Then you may fuck
Doom lady's tits or have her suck your erect penis. If you do either, Lustful Doom Lady gets +1/+1 . You may also blow your load on her. If you do, Lustful Doom Lady gets lifelink until end of turn.
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