Lyre Tworoads, Mayomage

Haste
Want a Swig? - tap an untapped creature you
control, it doesn't untap during your next untap
step. Create 2 food tokens.
{w/b}{w/b} Heho! - look at target opponents hand. You
may exile one nonland card. You may
play that card this turn without paying it's mana
cost.
"See the joke is that it wasn't cider!"