MAAAAARRCHHHH!!!

When casting MAAAAARRCHHHH!!! yell the card's name. Then create {x} tokens that are copies of target creatures you control, where {x} is the number of decibels measured when yelling. They all have myriad, myriad. They are tapped and attacking this turn.

Opponents who laughed during the resolution of this card cannot block during the next combat phase.

After the next combat phase, if target opponent looks as if they no longer want to be friends, you may concede the game in order to attempt to