Machinations of Rube Goldberg

Morph: {7}
Exile Machinations of Rube Goldberg,
sacrifice two lands: Until the end of turn,
Activated and triggered abilities of tapped
permanents can't be triggered or activated.
If a permanent has an ability that is activated
or triggered this turn, tap it, it can't become
untapped this turn. Each ability that uses the
stack this turn is counted as if it were a spell
that were cast.
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