Mackenzie, Janker of Jankiness

Cumulative upkeep 1 Beer (At the beginning
of your upkeep, put an age counter on this
permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay
its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
If Mackenzie, Janker of Jankiness has greater
power and toughness than any other
creature on the battlefield, you win the game.
Come at me, bro