Macrocytosis

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
I guess my enlarging potion worked a little too well, my unpaid intern. Let me know if you start developing
tumors, liver disease, or Bowel disease. Those are signs
of DNA synthesis defects and I promised your school
you'd come back without a scratch. Hold on one second while I make a shrinking potion to get you back to
normal.