Mactani, Arachni Legent

Deathtouch, First Strike

Para-Webbers - {g}{g}: Creatures you control with reach gain flying until end of turn.

Acid Silk - {b}{b}: Creatures you control with reach gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Extreme Paranoia - Tap eight creatures you control with reach: All players discard their hands. You gain life equal
to the amount of cards discarded this way. Draw a card.

"Hard to focus on eight things at once?"