Mad Haberdasher

Deathtouch, Dash {b/r}{b/r}
Creatures in your hand have Dash {x}, where X is that creatures mana value. Whenever you cast a creature for its Dash cost, create a colorless Hat equipment artifact token with Equip {b/r} and "Equipped creature gains protection from deathtouch." equipped to that creature.
Whenever a creature is returned to your hand, sacrifice an artifact.
{b/r}: All creatures gain deathtouch until end of turn.