Madmartigan

First Strike, Vigilance, Haste
{r/w}: Madmartigan gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Activate this ability only if you control four or
more creatures.
Zeekus: Who's this long-haired hippie?!...
Guy: That's Madmartigan, one of the heroes.
Zeekus: I don't like dirty hippies.
Guy: He's not a hippie!