Mage of Rhetoric and Nonesense

When you play this card or just whenever you
feel like it, you may convince your opponents
about what this card does. If they believe you,
keep playing the game with the rules you
made up for this card. If they come to their
senses and read this, this doesn't do anything.
There is more text at the bottom of this card
to prevent players from reading this. If you
can convince that player they are easily
influenced, new to the game, or lazy for not
reading this text.